Shattered union cheat
You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.Īmerican liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: There is a very popular E-Mail that circulates the Internet I have received it countless times.